Monthly Archives: April 2011

Looking at a Place

My mom and my brother will be looking at a house this evening. The people living there will be moving out tomorrow and my mom and brother want to move in as soon as possible. Their dog has learned that … Continue reading

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My mom is a witch!

My mom once did an estate sale for a woman who said she was a witch. She went through the house before the sale to remove all of the bad karma. Or something. My mom and her cousin said it … Continue reading

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Walking Around “The Pig”

Last week, we had what I would call Emergency Move Out #3 for my mom. I am going to have to write a thank you note to her friend FS for helping her move and letting her store her belongings … Continue reading

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Who Cut the Cheese

My cousin was telling our family that she needed $25 worth of items to get free shipping on Amazon so she ordered Who Cut the Cheese?. My uncle told us that they had handed that book out at work and … Continue reading

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Favorite Holidays

Passover has always been my favorite holiday because I always saw my family. Passover was especially fun because a hundred people who I didn’t always get to see at one time would go to a banquet hall in a hotel … Continue reading

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Typical Conversation

I call my mom at 6:00. My brother answers. I ask if I can talk to my mom and I am informed that she is sleeping. Half the conversation is my brother mumbling and the other half is me asking … Continue reading

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My Blog Name

I named my blog for something our professor has been driving into us over two quarters of Auditing. Auditors look for “sufficient, appropriate evidential matter” when they are preparing a report. Auditors have some leniency in decisions on risk and … Continue reading

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Welcome

Please prepare yourself for some crazy. You will never know what to expect when I tell you about my life. My stories will astound! and amaze! and quite possibly confound you. Please note: everything I tell you is from my … Continue reading

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